A Fortnite
Fortnite is a game played by virgins who get hard when they see the female character’s butt. It's like the game is made just for them.
My friend said, 'I play Fortnite because I can't look at my girlfriend anymore.'
My cousin said, 'I get a boner every time I see the female character in Fortnite.'
My neighbor said, 'I don't need a girlfriend, I have Fortnite.'