a fork in the chode
When a man’s peeing and it goes two different ways like he’s got a split personality in his pants. It’s a chode bifurcation.
My friend Charlie peed in two directions. I said, ‘Bro, you got a fork in the chode.’
At the gym, the guy next to me peed like he had a split personality. He had a fork in the chode.
My brother peed in two streams and I told him he had a fork in the chode.