a fork in the chode
When a guy with a tiny willy goes to pee and it splits into two streams like he’s got a fountain in his pants. It’s like the toilet is confused.
My buddy Dave tried to pee and it went both ways. I told him he had a fork in the chode.
At the gas station, the guy next to me peed like a twin. I knew he had a fork in the chode.
My dad peed in two directions and I laughed so hard I cried. He had a fork in the chode.