A Foot Fetish Furlonger
A Foot Fetish Furlonger is a person who claims to like foot fetish porn but never actually watches it.
My friend’s a Foot Fetish Furlonger. He buys foot videos and then forgets he bought them.
I told my boss I’m a Foot Fetish Furlonger. He said he believed me, but only because he’s one too.
She’s a Foot Fetish Furlonger. She downloads foot porn but leaves it on the phone.