a flower liberal
A flower liberal is a hippie-style liberal who thinks modern liberals are too whiny and too focused on fighting with conservatives instead of just getting high and loving everyone. They wear bell-bottoms, talk about conspiracy theories like the government is poisoning your coffee, and still believe in peace, man.
I don’t care if you’re a Republican, I still think you’re cool if you bring me a joint and don’t call me a flower liberal in front of my friends.
The government put plastics in my cereal? I’m going to protest with a tambourine and a middle finger.
I’m not a modern liberal, I’m a flower liberal, and I still believe the moon landing was fake and the government is out to get me.