a flower liberal
A flower liberal is a liberal who still thinks the government is trying to brainwash you with bad vibes and fake viruses. They wear tie-dye, love peace and love, and don’t care if you’re a conservative as long as you don’t yell at them.
The government is trying to control us with vibes? I’m going to wear a flower on my head and protest in my pajamas.
I don’t care if you’re a Republican, as long as you don’t hate me, I’ll give you a hug and some pot.
They say the government is putting poison in our water? I’m going to drink it and see if I get high or die.