a fibbion handful
A fibbion handful is when you take so much you’re basically cheating. It’s like taking three handfuls in one go and calling it a day.
He took a fibbion handful of pizza and now he’s got cheese on his shirt.
She took a fibbion handful of fries and now her hands are covered in grease.
I took a fibbion handful of cake and now my face is covered in frosting.