a fibbion handful
A fibbion handful is when you take so much it looks like you’re trying to win a bet. Like grabbing the whole bowl and saying it’s just a little.
He took a fibbion handful of pretzels and now he’s got salt everywhere.
She took a fibbion handful of crackers and now her shirt is full of crumbs.
I took a fibbion handful of nuts and now my hands are full of shells.