a Fergie
A Fergie is when you feel up a girl's tits just to shut up the awkward silence and say the exact same line, 'These are class,' then add, 'If I had a pair of these, I'd play with them all day!'
I walked into the party and did a Fergie on the first girl I saw. 'These are class.' 'If I had a pair of these, I'd play with them all day!' She didn't even flinch.
At the bar, I did a Fergie on my ex. She laughed and said, 'You're still as annoying as ever.'
I did a Fergie on my mom and she said, 'You're gonna be grounded for life.'