a Fergie
A Fergie is a girl who looks good from far away, but when you get close, you realize she looks like a guy who just got hit by a bus.
I saw a girl from afar and thought she was hot. Then I walked up and she looked like a guy who just got hit by a bus.
My friend asked me out and I said, 'She looks like a guy who got hit by a bus.'
I saw my crush from a distance, then got close and she looked like a guy who got hit by a bus.