a fair suck of the sav - Getting shafted like a meatball in a sausage factory. No one

Getting shafted like a meatball in a sausage factory. No one else is getting a decent chunk of the pie, and you're stuck with the slimy bits.

'I got a fair suck of the sav? Mate, I got the end of the sausage that fell into the trash.'

'He got the whole meaty middle, and I got the crusty bit that no one wants.'

'They said it was fair, but I ended up with the burnt end of the sausage and a side of regret.'