a duck to the feet
When you get so drunk and jack off so hard you pass out from the orgasm, and when you wake up, your fingers are all stuck together like a duck’s foot from all the yogurt.
I drank so much and jacked off so hard I passed out and woke up with yogurt stuck to my fingers like a weird alien.
I tried to pull my fingers apart, but they looked like they were glued together from all the yogurt and cum.
After that, I looked like a weird animal with a yogurt face and fingers that won’t move.