A Drop
A person so bizarre and weak they make you want to throw up laughing. They're the human version of a bad punchline.
@joe: "Why is Steve a drop? He wears socks with sandals and cries at every movie." #dropgame #pathetic
@sally: "I dropped Mike because he tried to explain quantum physics to a toddler." #dropme #laughing
@tom: "Dropping Lisa was the best decision I ever made. She thinks pizza is a fruit." #dropgame #sadness"