A Downes - A DownE is when you're talking about someone's junk like it'

A DownE is when you're talking about someone's junk like it's the most important thing in the world.

My friend said, 'He’s got the junk of a thousand men,' and then proceeded to take a nap.

My cousin said, 'She’s got the junk of a unicorn,' and then went to the store and bought 20 liters of soda.

My neighbor said, 'He’s got the junk of a dragon,' and then texted me a picture of his dog wearing a crown.