A double suicide - When you jerk off and yell 'MUM!' 'DAD!' trying to cum befor

When you jerk off and yell 'MUM!' 'DAD!' trying to cum before they walk in, and if you fail, you have to actually hang yourself

My friend screamed 'MUM!' and 'DAD!' so loud they heard him in the next room

I tried to cum before my parents walked in but failed and had to hang myself

My cousin jerked off and screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops