a double bagger - a person so ugly you put a bag on their head and a bag on yo

a person so ugly you put a bag on their head and a bag on yours so you both can keep from dying of disgust

My friend’s dad is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from crying and he wore one to keep from screaming.

My cousin is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from laughing and he wore one to keep from crying.

My brother called me a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from screaming and he wore one to keep from laughing.