a double bagger
a person so hideous you need two bags to cover their face and yours because you’re too scared to look at them and too scared to let them look at you
My neighbor is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from screaming and he wore one to keep from crying.
My friend’s crush is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from laughing and he wore one to keep from screaming.
My mom called my brother a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from laughing and he wore one to keep from crying.