a double bagger
a person so hideous you put a bag over their head and a bag over yours so you both can survive the torture of their face
My friend’s brother is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from laughing and he wore one to keep from screaming.
My neighbor’s dog is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from crying and the dog wore one to keep from barking at me.
My teacher called me a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from screaming and she wore one to keep from laughing.