a double bagger - a person so gross you need a bag on their head and a bag on

a person so gross you need a bag on their head and a bag on yours just so you both can survive the horror of their face

My friend’s dog is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from screaming and the dog wore one to keep from barking at me.

My uncle is a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from laughing and he wore one to keep from screaming.

My teacher called my class a double bagger. I had to wear a bag to keep from crying and the whole class wore one to keep from laughing.