A Dogu - A gross smell that’s almost as hairy as a doge, like it came

A gross smell that’s almost as hairy as a doge, like it came out of a trash can and got a haircut.

My dogu smells like a trash can and my doge is like, 'I’m not even related.'

I took a whiff of my dogu and I want to die.

My dogu is so bad, my doge is crying.