A Dodgy Old Joe
A dodgy old man who smells like a wet dog. He’s got the face of a man who’s been living in a toilet for 20 years. He’s the kind of person who stares at you like he’s trying to figure out your secrets.
He sat next to me on the bus and told me his life story. It was mostly lies.
He tried to flirt with my mum. It was awkward.
He followed me home. I think he’s lost.