A Dirty
A dirty is a stinking, nameless girl who stands outside the rink like a lost dog, waiting for a hockey player to take her on a date, even if it means getting covered in sweat, pizza, and regret.
That dirty came up to me like she had a death wish and a bad perm.
I had sex with a dirty and it felt like I was being attacked by a swarm of bees and bad decisions.
That dirty was so gross, I had to take a shower and a nap just to survive.