A dirty Syrus
A dirty Syrus is when you stick your finger up your butt and cum to furry porn, then you wear a VR headset so you never stop, not even for food, water, or a toilet.
I ate a pizza while cumming and I didn’t even notice.
I peed in my VR headset and it was the best day ever.
I stuck my finger up my butt and cried because of the furry gooner.