A Dirty Screwdriver
She grabs a screwdriver and jams it up your butt while you're trying to watch TV. Then she shits all over your floor like it's a personal attack.
My uncle got a dirty screwdriver at a family reunion. He still can't walk.
She did a dirty screwdriver to my dog. He howled like he was in a war.
My brother's friend tried to be cool and got a dirty screwdriver. Now he's stuck in the hospital.