a Dion
A Dion is the kind of person who will buy you pizza, then your mom, then your dad, just because he feels like it.
Dion bought me a pizza. Then he bought my mom a subscription to Netflix. I’m confused and in love.
He spoiled me so much, I had to go to therapy. It was worth it.
Dion gave me the best time of my life. I now live in his house.