a dingo's breakfast - A dingo’s breakfast is when it’s too tired to eat, too full

A dingo’s breakfast is when it’s too tired to eat, too full to care, and too smug to do anything else.

I had no breakfast. Just a yawn, a piss, and a look around like I had just made the whole desert proud.

My dog had no breakfast. Just a yawn, a piss, and a look around like it had just eaten the entire pack.

I got up, had no breakfast, just a yawn, a piss, and a look around like I was the most important dingo in the whole wide world.