My brother’s new crush is a dime piece. He said, ‘She’s got the looks, the brains, and the attitude to make my ex jealous.’

My friend said her crush is a dime piece. She said, ‘She’s like the main character in a movie, but with a little more sass.’

My teacher said I was a dime piece. I said, ‘Is that like a perfect 10 with extra flair?’ She said, ‘Yes, and it comes with a little extra sass.’