a diaper
Wearing a life jacket upside down like a diaper is the stupidest thing to do while drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon. It’s like you’re a baby in the ocean.
I wore a life jacket like a diaper while drinking PBR. I looked like a baby in the ocean.
My friend wore a life jacket like a diaper. He said it helped him drink more PBR.
I wore a life jacket like a diaper at the lake. I looked like a baby with a poopy face.