A Declan Moffat
A man who drinks like a fish and talks like a fool, but somehow makes everyone laugh. He’s got the sexual energy of a bull in a china shop and no idea how to be cool.
He came to the party with a flask and a chicken, and proceeded to fight the chicken.
He told a joke so loud it woke the neighbor’s dog.
He tried to propose to his sister at the pub, in front of 20 people.