A Declan Moffat
A country man who’s always drunk, always laughing, and always trying to get in your pants. He’s got no brains, no style, and a mouth full of swear words.
He showed up to the football match in pajamas and started singing a song about his ex.
He tried to seduce the waitress by shouting at her from across the bar.
He fell off a fence while trying to impress a girl, and still didn’t stop talking.