A day late and a dollar short - A way of saying you're so dumb and broke you're like a hot d

A way of saying you're so dumb and broke you're like a hot dog that's been stepped on and forgotten.

I waited for my turn at the game and lost. I was a day late and a dollar short.

My dog waited for the treat and got nothing. He was a day late and a dollar short.

I waited for my friend to show up but he was nowhere to be found. I was a day late and a dollar short.