a day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach
A day at Blackpool Pleasure Beach is when one person gets stuck in the sand like a stuck pig, while the other tries to get off before the sea decides to take them out for good. It's like a horror movie, but with more sand and less acting.
My dad got stuck so deep, he had to yell at the tide to back off.
My sister was buried and came so hard, she screamed louder than the waves.
My brother got so turned on, he didn't even notice the water was halfway up his neck.