a davit
A davit is a sexy Asian guy who says ‘David’ but means ‘I’m about to drop a bomb on you.’ Also, it’s a crane that can’t beat a davit in a fight.
“That davit just looked at me like I was his next meal.”, @davidsucks23
“I think the crane is jealous of the davit.”, @davidsucks23
“The davit is the real MVP.”, @davidsucks23