a davit
A davit is a guy who talks so much nonsense you can’t tell if he’s stupid or just trying to annoy you. Also sounds like David, but that’s just a coincidence.
“Bro, I think I’m a davit now.”, @davidsucks23
“He’s not a davit, he’s a davit squared.”, @davitsucks23
“A davit is the worst kind of person.”, @davitsucks23