a davit
A davit is a guy who acts like he’s made of jelly. You can punch him and he’ll just wobble and say ‘I’m fine.’
“That davit got punched and he just wobbled like a flounder.”, @davidsucks23
“I asked him if he was a davit and he said, ‘I am, and I’m proud.’”, @davidsucks23
“He’s a davit, which means he’s basically a softie with a badge.”, @davidsucks23