a david
A human glitter bomb. He's so hot, he makes your face hurt. He's so smart, he makes Einstein look like a toddler who just spilled juice on his homework.
He walked into the room, and my heart died. Then he smiled. Then I fainted.
He solved a math problem in my head while I was still figuring out what the question was.
He looked at my test, and I failed before I even started.