A date

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A date is when two people get together to do something fun, usually involving food, drinks, and the hope that they don’t end up hating each other by the end of it.
Hey, wanna grab a burger and see if I’m not the worst person ever?
I asked her out and she said yes, but only because I promised her fries.
He texted me: 'Hey, wanna go to the movies? I’ll bring the popcorn, you bring the drama.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A date is like a fake relationship that happens when two people are too scared to say they're actually in love, but still want to hang out and not get called out for being weak.
She said yes to my date, but only because she’s scared of being single.
He said we were just hanging out, but I know he was trying to impress me.
I asked her out, and she said yes, but only because I offered to buy her lunch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A date is when someone asks you out and you say yes, usually because they promised you something good, like pizza, or because you’re too shy to say no.
He asked me out and said he’d bring pizza. I said yes. I didn’t even care about the pizza.
She said yes to my date because I said I’d buy her a smoothie.
He asked me out and said he’d bring snacks. I said yes, and now I’m stuck with him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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Dating is when two people spend time together to see if they can stand each other, but it usually ends with one person cheating because they’re too lazy to actually work on the relationship.
We’ve been dating for a month, and already he’s cheating on me with his best friend.
She’s been dating him for two weeks, and he’s already cheating on her with three other girls.
They started dating last week, and now he’s cheating on her with his dog.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A date is when you try to figure out if you hate the other person or if you're just really bad at making decisions.
I went on a date with him, and now I hate him and also hate myself for going.
She said yes to my date, but now I think I hate her and also hate my life.
He asked me out, and now I hate both of us.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A date is when two people go out and pretend they’re just hanging out, even though one or both of them want to be in a real relationship but are too scared to admit it.
We went to the mall and called it a date, even though I knew he wanted to be my boyfriend.
They went to the movies and called it hanging out, but I knew they were just pretending.
He said we were just hanging out, but I know he was trying to ask me out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A date is when two people meet up to see what the other person is like, and in middle school, it's just an excuse to kiss someone and pretend they're not totally clueless.
He asked me out, and now we’re just kissing in the hallway like total losers.
She said yes to my date, but only because she wanted to kiss me in the lunchroom.
They went on a date and spent the whole time making out like they were in a movie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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