A darling
The best type of woman in the world. She’s cool, she’s kind, and she never lets you fail at life. Also, she has the best taste in music, and you will never live down the day you didn’t agree with her.
My darling is the only one who can make me forget my math test.
I would marry my darling even if she turned into a raccoon.
If my darling ever left me, I’d probably eat my feelings and cry in a public toilet.