A# D# Position
When a harpist spreads their legs wide open like a frog in a hot tub, using the A sharp and D sharp pedals. It looks like they're about to give a standing ovation from the floor up.
My teacher told me to hold the A# D# position for 10 minutes. I felt like a frog in a hot tub the whole time.
The harpist was doing the A# D# position so long, I thought she was auditioning for a porn movie.
During the concert, I caught my friend doing the A# D# position. He looked like he was about to die from embarrassment.
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