a cutter
A cutter is someone who gets stuck in a total mess, like when life throws you a curveball and you end up with a broken nose and no idea how you got there.
My life is a cutter. I woke up with a hangover and a broken heart.
This test is a cutter. I got a D and now I’m crying in the hallway.
My mom is a cutter. She forgot to pay the rent and now we’re evicted.