A cunt's picnic
A lunch where cunts eat and make everyone else look stupid.
At the school cafeteria, it was a cunt's picnic. They all laughed at my spaghetti face.
My friend’s cookout was a cunt's picnic. They called me a bad dancer and ate all the burgers.
My dad’s barbeque was a cunt's picnic. He told me I was the worst son ever.