A cunt's picnic
A feast where cunts eat and talk about how they're better than you.
At the buffet, it was a cunt's picnic. They all had second helpings and told me I was too fat.
My grandma’s birthday was a cunt's picnic. She said I was the worst grandchild ever.
The pizza party was a cunt's picnic. They all had extra cheese and called me a pizza failure.
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