A Cunningham - When you pee on someone's shoes and then pretend you're doin

When you pee on someone's shoes and then pretend you're doing them a favor by putting them in the oven.

I peed on my sister’s shoes and said it was a 'shoe blessing.'

I told my mom it was a 'shoe miracle' and then put them in the oven.

I peed on my neighbor's shoes and then said they were 'baked to perfection.'