A Cunningham
A guy in his thirties who drives a creepy van and pretends to be a nice guy while he’s probably thinking about licking your face.
He pulled up behind me at the mall and honked like a madman.
He asked me if I wanted a 'special deal' and then smiled like he had a plan.
He drove by my house at 2 a. m. and waved like he was my best friend.
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