a cullen
A cullen is someone who was born to make everyone else look like a failure. They are the reason you still have acne and why your ex is now a meme.
My cousin is a cullen. He looks like a model and I look like a raccoon who got hit by a truck.
My crush is a cullen. I'm just a normal girl who got dumped by a god.
My brother is a cullen. He has a six-pack and I have a six-pack of Cheetos.