a crunchy bean - you call someone a crunchy bean to tell them they’re as stup

you call someone a crunchy bean to tell them they’re as stupid as the guy who wears a bean on his head and talks like he’s on a spaceship

crunchy bean boi is just a guy with a bean and a bad attitude

i'm not a bean i'm a person with a brain

you’re a crunchy bean and you’re not welcome here