A cress
A cress is someone who lets their junk grow wild like a jungle and doesn’t care if you see it.
My uncle is a cress, he hasn’t shaved in three years and smells like old socks.
My friend’s dad is a cress, he looks like a bear that fell into a bush.
My gym teacher is a cress and makes us do sit-ups while he stares at us like we’re a bad habit.