a crepe in the waffle house - A man who thinks he's a superhero but only has a cape and a

A man who thinks he's a superhero but only has a cape and a bad attitude

My friend's brother is a crepe in the waffle house because he tried to save the world by eating all the pizza.

The guy who yelled at the mailman was a crepe in the waffle house.

My mom's friend is a crepe in the waffle house because he tried to be a DJ but only played his own music.