a cow
The only place in Reisterstown that people from outside know about. It’s where everyone goes to eat ice cream and do nothing. If you go alone, you’re the lamest person. If you don’t go, you’re not really from Reisterstown.
I went to the cow by myself, and I’m lame 😅
Why don’t you go to the cow? You’re not from here 😂
The cow is the only place that matters 😍