a couple two tree - A stupid way to say 'a few' that people use in the Midwest a

A stupid way to say 'a few' that people use in the Midwest and parts of the Northeast. It's like having a language problem and a bad attitude.

My brother said, 'I only want a couple two tree burgers.'

My friend said, 'I only have a couple two tree dollars.'

My teacher said, 'I only need a couple two tree kids for the project.'